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[laminae]

[There's just a bunch of hissing and chirping. It's probably Fern's inbox? Maybe leave a message?]

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[zib]

Really? That's... huh.

[Zib sits back here, not responding for a moment to think the offer over.

Having someone who could do something like that rather than painstakingly going through every single universe in existence looking for Zim would be rather convenient. Still...]

What was the wish you had tried to make?

[laminae]

[Fern is a little worried this might not be the best idea, but surely a trip to Prismo is safer as long as the wish is worded the right way?]

uh so i don't remember it because of weird space time stuff
but i guess i wished for the Lich to have never existed
that wound up creating a whole new universe with an alternate Finn
uh, alternate me
but stuff still got all donked up there
so you gotta be really careful

[zib]

I see... in that case, it could be better to word it not as if he had never existed, but maybe to have stopped existing at a certain point?

[At least, that's Zib's guess on that matter.]

And it was done for... a "Lich"? Isn't that a type of undead creature?

[laminae]

maybe? who knows, dude
all i know is apparently i made the wish, and it only made things worse until my brother made another wish and fixed everything

yeah but he isn't just A Lich
he's THE Lich
big difference
you don't want to run into the guy

[zib]

Why? Is he really that bad?

[laminae]

dude he is SO BAD
just think of the most evil person ever and times that jerk by a thousand
and you MIGHT start getting close to the Lich

[zib]

... Given that I was in a void with thousands of copies of the most evil person I knew before I got here, I can only imagine just how much more worse the Lich could possibly be in comparison to Zim.

[laminae]

yeah dog he is super, super worse
all he wants is for life everywhere, in every universe, and outside of every universe, to end

[zib]

Ah.

Well, I guess that is at least the tiniest point in Zim's favor, in that while he can and will say that the Irken Empire he is part of will destroy planets, I don't think they would intentionally try to wipe out all life in the universe since they do care about their own existence in the grand scheme of things.

[laminae]

man, that still sucks a ton though

but yeah, that's the Lich
point is he's a huge donk and Prismo might be able to help you

[zib]

Gotcha.

Thanks for your advice, Fern. It's given me something to think about going forward here.

[laminae]

sure, dude
if you ever need to talk to someone about stuff don't hesitate to hit me up, ok?